{"id":14,"date":"2007-08-04T04:11:20","date_gmt":"2007-08-04T08:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joelkoop.com\/updates\/2007\/08\/04\/adventures-misadventures\/"},"modified":"2010-04-24T04:05:41","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T08:05:41","slug":"adventures-misadventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joelkoop.com\/updates\/2007\/08\/04\/adventures-misadventures\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures \/ Misadventures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get up at 5 in the morning, pull out a couple granola bars for breakfast, and organize my daypack for the hike. Sunrise is at 6:11 but at 6 it&#8217;s still pretty dark because of the clouds. It looks like it will be an overcast day &#8211; not so good for pictures, but at least it won&#8217;t be too hot. I drive for a couple minutes to reach the trailhead, lock up the car, and start the hike. Right away I&#8217;m climbing, first through poplar, then mixed, and finally alpine spruce forest. It is a very long and grueling climb before any meadows appear &#8211; I&#8217;m all about the meadows. The first meadow is the valley between Mt. Stearn and ridge I&#8217;m heading for.  Mt. Stearn is the shorter and easier hike, so of course I&#8217;ll be taking the right branch to the ridge. Right away, I&#8217;m climbing through more trees, which is a bit of a disappointment. The trail continues to climb, alternating between thick trees and small meadows. I cross rocky creeks, muddy streams, and everything in between. None of my maps have the trail on them, so I assume I&#8217;ll be heading up the first slope to the ridge. Nope. The trail follows the ridge all the way to the far end, and then climbs that slope. Finally I leave all the trees behind me! Meadows, scree and amazing views await! (until I get into the cloud of course &#8211; the clouds are covering the very top of the ridge) I arrive at a beautiful little lake, surrounded on one side by the mountain, and the other by open meadows. <\/p>\n<p>Then I hear it &#8211; rumbling. Is that thunder or a rockslide? It can&#8217;t be thunder, these are overcast clouds, not thunder clouds. KABOOM! The flash and sound instantly flatten me. Was that instinct or did the sound knock me over? The lightning hit a couple hundred yards away. I&#8217;m currently the highest object in the meadow. KABOOM! Another one. Now it&#8217;s starting to rain, and at 7000 feet it&#8217;s cold. There is no kind of cover for a long way. So I start to crawl on my hands and knees through a freezing marshy meadow. My hands are white with cold, my pants are totally soaked. At least I have my rain jacket and a couple layers underneath. Lightning is still flashing all around, and the thunder is shaking me. Or is that fear? Or cold? Finally I reach a gully, so I feel fairly safe walking again. Now it starts hailing &#8211; pea size now &#8211; hopefully it doesn&#8217;t get bigger. The gully is getting slippery and slushy with melting hailstones. My mind races ahead to all the places where the trail is exposed. Can I avoid them? Now I&#8217;m thankful that there aren&#8217;t too many meadows. The storm doesn&#8217;t seem to be letting up. I end up making some detours through spruce thickets, thoroughly soaking myself. My brain finally realizes that lightning isn&#8217;t the only problem here. I&#8217;m really cold. I&#8217;ve heard that staying dry is the best way to avoid hypothermia. So much for that. There&#8217;s nothing I could start a fire with here either &#8211; everything is far too wet. I decide that the best thing is to just keep moving and get down off the mountain as quickly as possible. It&#8217;s about 5 hours back to the car, I should be able to do that. I grab some trailmix and speed up, letting my body create its own heat. Eventually the hail stops, and the rain slows a little. The lightning is getting less frequent. I continue to hurry down, and as I do the air starts to get a little warmer. Now I&#8217;m just thinking of getting into the car and turning up the heater full blast. <\/p>\n<p>I get to the car and unpack everything &#8211; peel apart papers from my wallet (silly me &#8211; I forgot to put it in a ziploc bag), dump out my camera bag (there was half an inch of water in the bottom), and wring out my socks. And I shakily write down a few notes about my hike. Oh yeah, the ridge I was heading to? &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/travelsandtrails.com\/place.php?place_id=11\">Lightning Ridge<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Some notes:<br \/>\n&#8211; Lightning is often avoidable, it&#8217;s not smart to hike in storms &#8211; but the forecast was for 30% chance of rain<br \/>\n&#8211; Lightning only kills about 20% of the time &#8211; but it causes various levels of disabilities over 70% of the time, and alone on a mountain that would often kill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get up at 5 in the morning, pull out a couple granola bars for breakfast, and organize my daypack for the hike. Sunrise is at 6:11 but at 6 it&#8217;s still pretty dark because of the clouds. 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